The Miskatonic Valley Junior Baseball Association is proud to announce the opening of the 2008 MVJBA season!

We would like to thank all the parents, cultists, Deep Ones, and other volunteers who have given their time to umpire, work the snack shacks, maintain the fields, and coach.

Many thanks, also, to the people of Leng for coordinating special events and acting as scorekeepers! Thanks for always lending a hand!

Due to the unforeseen consequences of last winter's Rite of the Black Goat, we have been temporarily downsized to two teams. Our thoughts and prayers go to the families of the Kingsport Moonbeasts and the Aylesbury Zoogs who are currently resting in Arkham Sanitarium. We'll see you guys next season!

WELCOME BACK, ZOOGS AND MOONBEASTS!
Thanks to the creative use of radical psychiatric procedures, the families of the Zoogs and Moonbeasts have been released! Involuntary commitment has its benefits! Many thanks to the fine medical staff at the Arkham Sanitarium for their commitment to mental health, and to their associates at Danvers State Hospital for their collaboration regarding innovative curative measures! Sanity has never been so electrifying!

SEASON UPDATE
The Dog Days of Summer are behind us, Sirius has been appeased, and while the seas boiled, wine turned sour, dogs grew mad, and fevers, hysterics, and phrensies raged over the countryside, the Whippoorwills took the lead, moving past the Guppies 7-3.

SEPTEMBER SPLIT-SEASON GAMES!
In order to accommodate the return of the Zoogs and Moonbeasts, we have scheduled a shortened season, a 10-game series, for the two teams. Our kids need to flex those muscles after long months spent in straitjackets!

Special thanks to Phoenix Steamworks Explosive Demolition, Incorporated and Constantine Pharmaceutical Development and Hazardous Waste Disposal for returning as sponsors for the Aylesbury Zoogs and Kingsport Moonbeasts! The little'uns appreciate your support!

The Miskatonic Valley Junior Baseball Association would like to offer a special heartfelt thanks to our Platinum sponsors, Black Phoenix Bail Bonds and Trading Post Salvage Yard (and Pizzeria) for almost ninety years of continuous support! A special thanks also goes out to Miskatonic University, whose auction of the original Pnakotic Manuscripts provided all of our teams with new batting helmets, bats, and a new lawnmower for the field!

THE MVJBA PANCAKE BREAKFAST AND SUMMONING!
This year's Pancake Breakfast and Summoning was a rousing success, thanks to our players' dedicated parents and the hard-working volunteers that committed their time, energy, and sacrificial lambs to the event!

Best of luck to our wee superstars!

PLAY BALL!

Purchase a gear pack for your favorite team!
$49.00US

Each pack comes with a raglan baseball tee (printed with the team and sponsor's logos), a 12" x 5" team pennant (genuine felt!), and a bottle of Miskatonic Valley Junior Baseball Association's Dog Days of Summer scent: a languid and loathsome blend of dead wildflowers and smoky, sun-baked grass under a hot, humid blanket of summer gloom.

Show your team spirit!

All of our tees have a reinforced neckband, and are made from pre-shrunk 100% ultrasoft and fluffy ring spun combed cotton. The babydolls have a gently tapered and relaxed body. Please note: the babydoll raglan tees are similar in style to the babydoll crew neck tees, but have a slightly slimmer fit. Team and sponsor logos by Jennifer Williamson. The Guppies tee is white with green sleeves and collar, and the Whippoorwills tee is white with black sleeves and collar.

Purchase Guppies Fan Pack

Purchase Whippoorwills Fan Pack

Purchase Guppies Fan Pack

Please select your size and style at checkout. Guppies tees are available in crew small, medium, large, XL, XXL, and babydoll small, medium, large, XL, XXL.

Purchase Moonbeasts Fan Pack

Please select your size and style at checkout. Guppies tees are available in crew small, medium, large, XL, XXL, and babydoll small, medium, large, XL, XXL.

Purchase Whippoorwills Fan Pack

Please select your size and style at checkout. Guppies tees are available in crew small, medium, large, XL, XXL, and babydoll small, medium, large, XL, XXL.

Purchase Zoogs Fan Pack

Please select your size and style at checkout. Guppies tees are available in crew small, medium, large, XL, XXL, and babydoll small, medium, large, XL, XXL.

MVJBA Pancake Breakfast event logo by Jennifer Williamson! Bone-white ink on black tee.

Purchase Crew Neck

Purchase Babydoll V-Neck

Purchase 3X Crew

$19.50 per 5ml bottle!

MVJBA PANCAKE BREAKFAST
Buttermilk pancakes with boysenberry syrup and goat butter!
.purchase 5ml.

MVJBA SUMMER SUMMONING SPECTACULAR
Scorched baseball fields, black glots of incense, spilled coffee, and pancake residue.
.purchase 5ml.

The Innsmouth Guppies and Dunwich Whippoorwills tees are also available on their own. Please note that this is for the tee only, and does not include the perfume oil or pennant.
$35.00 per tee.

Purchase Guppies Tee Solo

Purchase Moonbeasts Tee Solo

Purchase Whippoorwills Tee Solo

Purchase Zoogs Tee Solo

8.5" x 2.75" bumper stickers!
$3.00US each!


Purchase Innsmouth Guppies Sticker


Purchase Kingsport Moonbeasts Sticker


Purchase Dunwich Whippoorwills Sticker


Purchase Aylesbury Zoogs Sticker

Since 1928, Mother Shub and her brood have been providing the snack shacks of the Miskatonic Valley with a bevy of otherworldly sweets and baked treats. This year, Mother Shub has created a promotional perfume oil that embodies the scent of her famous Peanut Brittle Caramel Popcorn. Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Thank you for an eon of community support!

Please note: this is for the perfume oil alone, and does not include a tee or pennant.
$19.50 per bottle.

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THE MVJBA PLEDGE
I trust in the Great Old Ones.
I love my cult
And will respect its rituals.
I will play well
And strive to win.
But win or lose,
I will always do my best.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu
R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!