1. Ia Ia! Which cult do you belong to?
Nyarlathotep's
Azathoth's
Cthulhu's
Shub-Nigguarth's

2. Which style of music do you prefer?
Metal
Blues
Jazz
Classical

3. Which Shakespeare baddie gets you going?
Iago
The Duke of Cornwall
Richard III
Tamora

4. As a super villain, what is your primary goal?
Revenge
Mo' money
Destruction of your nemesis
World domination

5. ...and your super power would be:
Element Manipulation
Stupendous Physical Prowess
Kiss of Death
Gadgets of Doom

6. You are stimulated most by:
Touch
Taste
Sight
Smell

7. What's on the menu?
Vegan or vegetarian dishes
Organic produce
Comfort food
Picnic chow

8. What Greek monster would you take home as a pet?
Chimera
Nemean Lion
Orthrus
Lernaean Hydra

9. Which Apocalyptic Horseperson do you hitch a ride with?
Famine
War
Death
Pestilence

10. Where would you rather be?
At a Kabuki show in Japan
Watching a hockey game in Canada
Sunbathing topless in the south of Spain
At a cricket match in England

11. Which nefarious plant would be most prominent in your garden?
Corpse flower
Belladonna
Sundew
Hemlock

12. Which Tarot Card embodies you best?
Wheel of Fortune
The Hanged Man
Judgment / the Aeon
The Fool

13. What time of day inspires you?
Dawn
Dusk
Midnight
High Noon

14. What word best describes you?
Fervid
Vernal
Wietrzny
Gelid

15. What type of movie do you enjoy most?
Film Noir
Experimental Art Flick
Silent Movie
Slasher

16. Choose your color scheme:
Russet, amber, and black
White, purple, azure
Fuscia, burgundy, gold, vermillion
Lavender, pale yellow, sky blue, pink

17. Which one is closest to your totem animal?
Serpent
Owl
Wolf
Lion

18. What type of location are you drawn to?
Volcanoes, deserts, and hot springs
Wind-swept mountain tops
Chasms, caves, forests, and farms
Marshes, streams, and oceans

19. Which describes you best?
Kind, shy, self-content, introverted, diplomatic, stubborn, dependable
Ambitious, powerful leader, passionate, short-tempered, energetic
Cocky, self-assured, confident, impulsive, unpredictable
Thoughtful, melancholy, moody, highly artistic

20. If you were a Black Phoenix LE, you would be:
The Atrocious Attic
Spooky
The Gibbous Moon
Men Ringing Bell with Penises

21. ...and from the general catalog?
Dorian
O
Morocco
Snake Oil